For those of you in the market for creative furnishings, here is an "incredible dildo throne", an "erotic replica of the Game of Thrones Iron Throne" on eBay.

This glorious object has been taken out of its original wrapping but is AS GOOD AS NEW. I can't emphasise that enough. (It comes with the wrapping, in case you want to smuggle it somewhere unnoticed.) It is 6 feet tall, 4 feet wide, 3 feet 6 inches deep, and sits on a base with wheels attached. If you run a sex festival, sex club, or if you've just been feeling like there was a dildo-throne-shaped hole in your life, why not grab this unique opportunity with both hands?

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Just last month writer Ralph Jones won the 6-foot-throne in a competition (that he forgot he entered) from an adult toy manufacturer Bondara. It was his "dream." And now, he's selling it. He's selling his "dream." It can be yours for 650 British Pounds or roughly a thousand bucks.