Chimps like booze
Yes, animals get fucked up too. And now, Breaking news! A 17-year-study shows that chimps like booze. They have a tendency to steal wine from local villages, and scientists have observed them doing it 51 times in Bossou, Guinea. What scientists don't know is whether chimps drink because they get buzzed (and like it), or they just like the sweet taste. And while they didn't dance on top of the bar or sing karaoke, they did take a nap in the shade directly after drinking a large amount of palm wine, a scientist once observed.
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