WellnessWhy do I feel so bad?
Here are the reasons why you feel sick, depressed and generally terrible in April and May, and June, July and August. And especially September and October. And also in November, December, January...
With every month comes another reason to lament living. From the lip-chapping bitter cold of the winter months and skin-chafing summer heat, to the intolerable joy those you hate feel during various annoying holidays, there is always something.
From January to December, this is why we feel so bad.
The governmenttaketh all money,
everyone's a comedian, randomly a nice day, $15 for a fucking egg sandwich, allergies, TAXES
(freelancing , you are better off selling drugs) , everyone’s popping out babies , marriage is for the wealthy, everyone is having a great time eating empanadas in the park, doesn’t anyone have a job?, Facebook makes people depressed
That NYC garbage smell , Graduates
move in with parents,
get sun poisoning, summer seasonal affective disorder, “summertime sadness,” French tourists abound, TV sucks, too many bars, the subway is too damn hot, FOMO on everything, who’s got a belly ring?, sleeping in public parks on the rise, get open container ticket on your own stoop, Puerto Rican Day parade air horn induced hearing loss
Anything exposed is cold, TV is just
one big re-run, Why is winter so sad, How are you wearing flip -flops?,
SANTA CON pub crawls corporate Christmas clothes, where can I find a turtleneck?, a Mariah Carey Christmas, New Years plans , $500 dollars for an, egg nog flavored life,
hour of open bar, shit like this kills