WellnessWhy do I feel so bad?
Here are the reasons why you feel sick, depressed and generally terrible in April and May, and June, July and August. And especially September and October. And also in November, December, January...

With every month comes another reason to lament living. From the lip-chapping bitter cold of the winter months and skin-chafing summer heat, to the intolerable joy those you hate feel during various annoying holidays, there is always something.
From January to December, this is why we feel so bad.

Mike Sheffield
Author

Antwan Duncan
Author
Hungover, SAD, drinking,
more bad
Christmas
flavored coffee, New
Years resolutions already broken, Blue Monday, everyone goes on vacation, work double, 20 degrees below freezing but still warmest yet, sickness, work sick, everyone in office sick
Brutal cold,
polar vortex, dark at
4:45pm,
Valentine’s Day alone,
Valentine’s Day candy on sale, Portland’s Worst Day of the Year bicycle ride, Super Bowl,
football
concussions, dry skin
, month of the slip and fall, snow puddles, only one month for black history?
Daylight Savings Time, late to everything,
still cold, California
runs out of water, White Day, SXSW pictures, heating bill, warmer in Antarctica than NJ,
Saint Patrick's Day parade, March Madness
The government
taketh all money,
everyone's a comedian, randomly a nice day, $15 for a fucking egg sandwich, allergies, TAXES
(freelancing
, you are better off selling drugs)
, everyone’s popping out babies
, marriage is for the wealthy, everyone is having a great time eating empanadas in the park, doesn’t anyone have a job?, Facebook makes people depressed
Looking for jobs, it’s super hot, Global Warming is real, Kanye reigneth, a month too
late for Justin Timberlake meme, depression on Memorial Day,
real hamburgers
look real good, at least better than veggie sausage, meat gut itis, flip flops emerge, the ice cream
man appeareth
, unpaid internships
That NYC garbage smell
, Graduates
move in with parents,
block parties,
get sun poisoning,
summer seasonal affective disorder, “summertime sadness,” French
tourists abound, TV sucks, too many bars, the subway is too damn hot, FOMO on everything, who’s got a belly ring?, sleeping
in public parks on the rise, get open container ticket on your own stoop, Puerto Rican Day parade air horn induced hearing loss
Everyone is sweaty, why is this wall moist, elderly men in american flag speedos,
cats hate fireworks (but love scrunchies),
nowhere to park, World Population Day equals Overpopulation Awareness Day,
the most rain in the rainiest place, OMG so many teens, sand in every crevice
Summer isn’t fun anymore, frackers
ruin the beach
, hottest day of the year, everyone’s on vacation, too hot to
leave your neighborhood,
electric bills, all the good restaurants are closed (in Europe)
Paint in eyes at West Indian Day parade,
Hundreds of high
schoolers loitering everywhere, death all around me,
remember that Earth,
Wind, and Fire song, student loans
Pumpkin Spice Latte, Columbus was an asshole, people egg houses, why is
it so cold out,
crowded Halloween streets, Halloween candy, childhood obesity,
National Seafood Month (hope you like your shrimp acidy), presidential
debates,
baseball playoffs
Daylight savings,
Thanksgiving,
racist extended family, tryptophan induced drooling, turkey gut, Christmas
music sucks, Black
Friday, materialism, sales on Playstation 5 games, Playstation is owned by
Coca-Cola,
no paid holiday
Anything exposed is cold,
TV is just
one big re-run, Why is winter so sad, How are you wearing flip -flops?,
SANTA CON pub crawls
, egg nog flavored life, corporate Christmas clothes, where can I find a turtleneck?, a Mariah Carey Christmas, New Years plans , $500 dollars for an
hour of open bar,
shit like this kills