Brunch is toast
Press the snooze button because brunch is sort of fucked right now.
Robert Cremonese, the export manager of Italian Prosecco producer Bisol, has confirmed that a bad harvest has led to a shortage in the fizzy drink, adding that wine merchants may use the shortage as an excuse to jack up the beverage’s price.
And while Bloody Mary’s are still an option, you may want to think twice before ordering that Egg’s Benedict, as reports have emerged suggesting that 87% of birds stricken with the avian flu are egg laying hens, leading corporations such as McDonalds, Panera Bread, and General Mills to seek substitute ingredients.
Maybe skip ahead to lunch this Saturday.