Real estate mogul and current presidential hopeful, Donald Trump won last night's Republican presidential debate if by winning you mean had the most groan-worthy quotables for the 24-hour news cycle. 

Some highlights from "The Donald":

On towing the GOP party line: 

  I can't say that I have to respect that person who wins … If I'm the nominee, I pledge I will not run as an independent.

On why we haven't secured the Mexican border: 

 Our leaders are stupid, our politicians are stupid and the Mexican government is much smarter.

When confronted about his history of calling women "fat pigs, dogs, slobs and disgusting animals":  

  Only Rosie O'Donnell.

 Trump's assessment of President Obama's foreign policy: 

  I would say he's incompetent, but I don't want to do that, because that's not nice.


For more memorable quotes, there's NBC's roundup. And if you wanted to see Trump put his foot in his mouth yourself, we've handily provided last night's debate below: 


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