Texas man yells "fuck the alligators," jumps into bayou, gets killed immediately by alligators
A Texas man screamed "Fuck the alligators" before jumping in a bayou that his friends (and multiple signs) warned was full of alligators, and then got killed by alligators. The Orange County Justice of the Peace Rodney Price told CNN:
He removed his shirt, removed his billfold ... someone shouted a warning and he said 'blank the alligators' and jumped in to the water and almost immediately yelled for help.
Natural selection just doing its thing.
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