Shapeways user “Mstyle183” has  made a 3-D printed sandstone butt plug of Donald Trump. Why? We don’t even know anymore. We could've gone our whole lives without knowing that this exists.

Trump plug, via Shapeways.. Image 1.Trump plug, via Shapeways.

We're already at peak exhaustion with both Trump and the not even here yet 2016 election.

If you do feel so inclined to part with $28 worth of your hard-earned cash and get one of these Trumps, knock yourself out. One caveat though: please don't use it as an actual butt-plug. Sandstone is very porous, which means not only is it probably not very safe, it will be impossible to clean. 

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