Trump news achieves "peak Trump" with Trump 3D printed butt-plug
We're already at peak exhaustion with both Trump and the not even here yet 2016 election.
If you do feel so inclined to part with $28 worth of your hard-earned cash and get one of these Trumps, knock yourself out. One caveat though: please don't use it as an actual butt-plug. Sandstone is very porous, which means not only is it probably not very safe, it will be impossible to clean.