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Beyoncé makes history by landing 'Vogue''s September Issue

This is huge as the September is arguably Vogue’s biggest and most important issue of the year.
Janelle Monàe told the 'Today' show's audience she "will not be silenced" until they cut her off

"Silence is our enemy. Sound is our weapon."
The trailer for lesbian pulp classic 'Carol' starring Rooney Mara and Cate Blanchett is here

Carol will be in theaters November 27.
Weekend Roundup: John Oliver's church, Mockingjay's NSFW poster, and Toy Story's love story?

Whoever's doing quality control for the 'Hunger Games' posters might get fired.
Madeline Stuart to be second model with Down’s Syndrome to appear on NYFW runway

The line announced Stuart’s casting “with the utmost joy and pride” on Facebook.
KFC wants you to hate their ads with Norm Macdonald

The spots references KFC’s history and introduces a new family version of KFC’s Fill Up Meal.
Nestlé's latest bid to have you buy their creamer features nude baristas

Of course, it's a marketing stunt.
Former NYPD Commissioner says he "doesn't agree" with Benevolent Association's homeless shaming

"The real solution to homelessness is housing."
Up the irons, Iron Maiden just released "Speed of Light," their first new single in 5 years

We've gotta hand to them, it shreds and is totally worth missing out on several hours of sleep.
Former President Jimmy Carter has liver cancer

Carter told the press in a statement that he would disclose more “when facts are known, possibly next week.”
'Madventure Time' is the 'Adventure Time'/'Mad Max' mashup we needed

Oh, what a day. What a lovely day!
Hey-diddly-ho neighborinos, Okilly Dokilly is the world's first Ned Flanders-themed metal band

Stupid sexy Flanders.
Wheaties and Fulton Brewery just made beer part of a complete breakfast

All we wanna do is drink beer for breakfast!
This. the link-sharing site that limits you to one link a day just raised $610,000

Think the internet has too many links? Well, there’s a new link-sharing platform that cuts down on all of that.
Arnold Schwarzenegger created a supercut featuring explosions from every movie he's starred in

We can't wait to see an updated version with 'Terminator Genisys'.
Watch a wedge-tailed eagle punch a drone out of the sky

Heaven is a place on earth, and it's in Australia.
Google changed its name to Alphabet but forgot to secure the rights to its site and twitter account

Google's Alphabet is missing three important letters.
Mail-order giant Columbia House files for bankruptcy

Nostalgia junkies will remember Columbia House fondly for its CD club, which sold a stack of CDs for a penny.
It's showtime, Winona Ryder just confirmed that the 'Beetlejuice' sequel is happening

But she won't say the "B-word."
Leonardo DiCaprio will play “America’s first serial killer" in new Scorsese film

Our movie boyfriend is finally turning to murder in order to win an Oscar.
Shutterstock created a chart documenting 'Star Wars' impact on film and television

The collaborators looked at elements in the Star Wars Universe to see where characters like Princess Leia, Chewbacca and C-3PO would find their spiritual descendants.
Professional 'Jackass' Steve-O was arrested for climbing a crane with an inflatable orca

“I thought this Facebook Live was supposed to be a big deal,” said Steve-O.
HBO's new robot theme park series 'Westworld' is "a dark odyssey of artificial consciousness"

"Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality?"
Weekend Roundup: Space vegetables, Ghost Busters & Vanity Fair’s “Dating Apocalypse”

Just because it was the weekend, didn't mean we stopped reading the news.
Mozilla Firefox urges you change your password, and update your browser after Russian exploit

According to Mozilla, it appears that only users using Windows and Linux were targeted, but there’s a possibility that Mac users might be at risk as well.
Delta Heavy's video confirms what we knew all along: Clippy is evil

Guess who's back, and out for blood.
Clean your phone with this Korean "Green Toaster"

We had no idea our phones were coated with so many germs.
Trump: "Our leaders are stupid, our politicians are stupid & the Mexican government is much smarter”

Apologies to Rosie O'Donnell.
Ryan Adams is covering Taylor Swift's '1989' in the "style of the Smiths"

Naturally, Swift is overjoyed by the news.
A menu to pair with your Republican presidential debate drinking game

We’ve assembled a series of amuse-bouches to pair with your candidate of choice (so long as it’s made in America, 'natch.)
CDC warns of US sleep deprivation epidemic

We just need to check one more thing on our iPhones before we turn in for the night...
'Leftovers' season 2 trailer hints at future departures and no miracles in Miracle, Texas

“There are no miracles in Miracle."
Kathleen Hanna is an adorable alien who can’t flirt in ‘Mryna the Monster’

"Should I stay? Or should I go?"